I Am A Person...Personified
Catchy title, huh? So I'm takin' a looksee around at this website, checking out "confessions", and some stupid bitch said something to the effect of "I'm dating this guy, and he's pretty much what I look for in a person personified". What the fuck is that supposed to mean, exactly? Look people, I'm no grammar Nazi, and I don't profess to be the founder of the English language. But for God's sake, don't butcher it like a fetus at the clinic. If you don't know a word, but wanna try and pose like you do, at least consult a dictionary, or other tool/resource that will keep you from looking like such a douchebag.
Anyone play fantasy football? You ever have one of those days where you can do no right? Today is that day. I made a percentage play, Santana Moss hasn't been incredibly productive this year so today I benched him. Through 3 Quarters he's got two TD's, doubling his touchdown production for the year. Ehwhaddayagonnado?
Anyone play fantasy football? You ever have one of those days where you can do no right? Today is that day. I made a percentage play, Santana Moss hasn't been incredibly productive this year so today I benched him. Through 3 Quarters he's got two TD's, doubling his touchdown production for the year. Ehwhaddayagonnado?
posted by Mike at 1:15 PM
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You don't know me but I also am quite perplexed by the copius amount of illiterate douchebags who seem to have nothing better to do with their time than mangling the english language, leaving evidence of their scholastic failings all over the world wide web. Apparently, checking a dictionary or hitting a spell check button before afflicting the rest of us with this detriment to intelligence is far too great a burden. On it's face, this seems illogical given most of this web surfing from which these painful abhorations emanate is done in what I call leisure time. By it's very definition, one would believe the gaited moment exists lending to the preferred behavior. Alas...
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Uhm. That's English with a capital E. And you really want to use "its" (the possessive form of "it"), and not "it's", which is short for "it is". *nods*
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