Are You Fucking With Me?

Reading the "news" I came across this little blurb. I'll give you a second to read...alright, now that you're back I'll continue. MOST of you are probably too obtuse to find a problem in this pretentious fucking babble, so I'll break it down for you. 760 people is all you need in order to gauge public opinion. I know that looks funny, but apparently it's true. How do I know this? I know this because the Boston Globe used that number as a sample size and then spit out the proclamation that half of the country is against gay and lesbian marriages. I'm not disputing whether or not this is actually true, doesn't matter really. What I have a problem with is questioning an inadequate number of people and then releasing those findings as absolute fact. By the way, I just took a poll of my own. Of the 1 person questioned, 100% say they believe that the Boston Globe is a piece of shit.


Summer School starts in the morning. FUCK.

Finally woke up...

Yeah, that's right. I finally woke up from my depression induced coma. After my man McNabb decided to puke a few interceptions from his mouth to defenders hands I fell prey to the silent killer known as self-hatred and disbelief. All is well now. I woke up to learn that they took the Pope off of life support and that Saint Terri Schiavo (is that how it's spelled?) has bigger work to do for God now. Or did I get those mixed up? Doesn't matter. Suffice to say I'm back and I'll probably update this thing a little more frequently. Or not. Or both.